Ca9ine – Gamer, Blogger, R3t@rd

by Ca9ine

I’m slowly updating and upgrading the blog. It’s all happening in the holy pace of CBA.

Lifestream is being added to the footer, as well as some recent Flickr photos, and maybe I’ll add all the microblogging, social sites I belong to, and use image links to reach my profiles or accounts of said social media sites. I don’t know what I want just yet. I’ll just go with the flow, and when I can be arsed to do so.

So, that’s why the blog looks a little naff at the moment, and that’s why I’m not posting as much at this time.

Also;

, tbh…

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I have to fix my car now, to make it street legal and in good standing with the EU regulations; which Norway isn’t even a member of! The car is a ‘99 Volkswagen Passat 1.8T 3B Variant.

It’s gonna set me back 10.500,00 NOK. Money I don’t have.
There’s a new turbo on the car, sports filter, chip-tuned to 200 BHP, 18″ Audi A8 rims and lowered 40mm front and back. All legal and approved. But now it’s all the parts carrying the car that needs changing, that and the rear brake discs. It’s all worn out. Even the windscreen needs to be sanded.

How the hell am I going to come up with that kind of money?

Fuck me, I hate being a grown up.

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There are three words I hear several times a day these day. I hear them so god damn often that I’ve started to fucking hate them so much I want to tear the lips off the people that dare utter them in my general direction. I wonder if they are able to say them with their lips on the floor!

It’s the Norwegian words I can’t stand.

• Ull (Wool)
• Sunt (Healthy)
• Fullkorn (Whole wheat)

Those words. Those motherfucking words. I hear them on the television, on the radio, in the kindergarten, from my wife, even in the fucking news papers; both internet editions and paper editions. All the arsing time!

ALLRIGHT ALREADY! I FUCKING GET IT! STOP SAYING THEM!
 

Wool is warm.
Yes, I know this. It’s been used since we started picking sheep from trees! It’s warm! Even when wet!

It’s healthy and good for you. (Mainly concerning vegetables and shit)
No? Really? You lie!

Whole wheat.
… Oh, for the love of..!

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Thanks to Kevin Cheng – kev/null (@k) I just discovered Aviary, the online suite of editing tools.

Aviary has apparently been out there for a while, but it was not free unil yesterday. This site has almost everything Adobe and others offer in their suite’s and editing applications, but it’s all running in your browser, and it doesn’t cost a thing!

At first I thought Aviary couldn’t possibly offer any good experience for users online, as Photoshop and other major applications run locally, and some even struggle a little on older systems. Before I gave it a go, I suspected it would be sluggish and slow, and not offer any detail editing and presicion. I was wrong, very wrong.

Aviary handles any task with relative ease, and you don’t notice any difference when opening up an image in your browser compared to Photoshop and the likes. Editing it is much the same, no delay and does everything you’re used to in major applications, only Aviary does this in your browser, and completely free of charge!

Features

• Phoenix – Image Editor
• Peacock – Effects Editor
• Myna – Audio Editor
• Toucan – Color Editor
• Raven – Vector Editor
• Falcon – Image Markup

There’s also a complete set of tutorials for each Aviary application.

So, if you’re an aspiring designer or just a casual artist, and you believe in open source, Aviary is for you!

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I really hope you’ve not been as unfortunate to come across me on Omegle.com. That site is a playground for random and retarded people like me!

Omegle.com is a chat site where you click the “Start a chat” button, and get connected to a random stranger. I must say that I’ve never had a regular conversation on that site, nor will I ever. I do however try different variations of deceit and creeping people out. I find it hilarious.

The best ones are the conversation with an apparent language barrier, and when I try to make people disconnect as fast as possible.

Here, I’ll list a few examples:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are desperate for a man who can make me horny?
You: Yes. I am desperate for a man who can make you horny o_O
Stranger: ?
You: What?
Stranger: are you a horny man?
You: Are YOU?
Stranger: no
You: So, what’s the problem then?
Stranger: i am a girl. but i will have a man who can make me horny?
You: How do I know? Will you in fact have a man that can make you horny?
Stranger: I am desperate for a man who can make me horny?
Stranger: yea
You: I honestly don’t know. Are you desperate for a man that can make you horny?
Stranger: yes
You: Fine.
Stranger: whats the problem?
You: How do I know? You’re the one asking me if you’re desperate for a man that can make you horny.
Stranger: no im ask you
You: Yes. That’s what I’m saying.
Stranger: im ask: are you horny, can you plz make me horny to?
Stranger: i mean that
You: I am not too horny at the moment. Does that make you horny?
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: no! fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: o_O
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: I LIKE ANALSEX!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where from?
You: I AM TOUCHING IT!
You: TOUCHING!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I wanna be your slut
You: That’s great!
Stranger: Really?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: Let’s fuck baby.
You: How do you expect us to go about that?
Stranger: Let’s just masturbate baby.
You: No thanks, I’m having coffee.
You: Feel free, though.
Stranger: I’m fingering myself. (;
You: Great!
Stranger: Make me cum baby.
You: Umm… c:\execute Stranger_cum.exe
Stranger: Come on baby!
You: c:\execute Stranger_cum.exe !
Stranger: ):
You: c:\execute Stranger_cum.exe !!
You: Not working?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So, give it a go. I promise you’ll have endless hours of amusement.

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