Foreskin

HAH! That headline got your attention, huh?
Well, I’m actually gonna talk about the foreskin! And fucking little seaborn insects crawling up in it!

We were down at the beach today, for a last little swim and some fun for the kids before we leave. My two oldest lads had a grand ol’ time running around being the little ‘tards they usually are. Me and my wife enjoyed watching them have so much fun and decided to get the youngest lad out of his nappy and into the water to splash around some as well.

All was well and good, when we suddenly get a fucking howl from the youngest lad. Stood him up to check if he may have cut himself on a sea shell or a glass shard of some sorts, but found no cuts whatsoever. What we did find was his penis bleeding! Dripped blood from under the foreskin! We rushed him out of the water and onto the towels, found a napkin to wipe the blod off, and what the FUCK did we find?! 5 little maggot looking insects under his foreskin! They had bit him on his foreskin so much he bled! From there on out, it was cleaning, rinsing, cleaning and repeat. Called the doctor, got him rushed over and luckily found no trace of anything except the little bites.

Fucking nasty little bastards those maggots. No one knows what they are, and no one has ever heard of a similar incident. So now some reporters and all sorts of shit are over there trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.

I’m just happy my little lad is OK! And I hope he stays OK! It doesn’t seem to bother him now, but I’ll keep a close watch!

Nasty, dirty cunting beach! Never going back.