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Omegle.com – The R3t@rd’s Playground
11 Feb2010
I really hope you’ve not been as unfortunate to come across me on Omegle.com. That site is a playground for random and retarded people like me!
Omegle.com is a chat site where you click the “Start a chat” button, and get connected to a random stranger. I must say that I’ve never had a regular conversation on that site, nor will I ever. I do however try different variations of deceit and creeping people out. I find it hilarious.
The best ones are the conversation with an apparent language barrier, and when I try to make people disconnect as fast as possible.
Here, I’ll list a few examples:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are desperate for a man who can make me horny?
You: Yes. I am desperate for a man who can make you horny o_O
Stranger: ?
You: What?
Stranger: are you a horny man?
You: Are YOU?
Stranger: no
You: So, what’s the problem then?
Stranger: i am a girl. but i will have a man who can make me horny?
You: How do I know? Will you in fact have a man that can make you horny?
Stranger: I am desperate for a man who can make me horny?
Stranger: yea
You: I honestly don’t know. Are you desperate for a man that can make you horny?
Stranger: yes
You: Fine.
Stranger: whats the problem?
You: How do I know? You’re the one asking me if you’re desperate for a man that can make you horny.
Stranger: no im ask you
You: Yes. That’s what I’m saying.
Stranger: im ask: are you horny, can you plz make me horny to?
Stranger: i mean that
You: I am not too horny at the moment. Does that make you horny?
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: no! fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: o_O
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: I LIKE ANALSEX!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where from?
You: I AM TOUCHING IT!
You: TOUCHING!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I wanna be your slut
You: That’s great!
Stranger: Really?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: Let’s fuck baby.
You: How do you expect us to go about that?
Stranger: Let’s just masturbate baby.
You: No thanks, I’m having coffee.
You: Feel free, though.
Stranger: I’m fingering myself. (;
You: Great!
Stranger: Make me cum baby.
You: Umm… c:\execute Stranger_cum.exe
Stranger: Come on baby!
You: c:\execute Stranger_cum.exe !
Stranger: ):
You: c:\execute Stranger_cum.exe !!
You: Not working?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
So, give it a go. I promise you’ll have endless hours of amusement.
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88 Responses to Omegle.com – The R3t@rd’s Playground
Ca9ine
March 22nd, 2010 at 10:59 PM
Ca9ine
March 28th, 2010 at 9:04 PM
randhir kumar
March 29th, 2010 at 4:36 PM
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
i call you
than why you not response
it is my contact number
my name is randhir
your name is amy
you read in college a college
i talk with you at eveining my gmail id is randhirkumar417@gmail.com
randhir kumar
March 29th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
weidefeng_27@yahoo.com
Ca9ine
March 29th, 2010 at 5:42 PM
o_O
ROFL!
That makes NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER XD
DEE
April 19th, 2010 at 3:28 PM
Juzz wnt fine gurls
Ca9ine
April 20th, 2010 at 11:30 PM
Yes…
What the hell you telling me for?
Go get them then -”the fine gurls”
I belive j00 liek t3h penii, TBH. o_O
Dazzamac
April 20th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
http://omgbash.com/index.cgi?action=browse
Logan Welles
April 26th, 2010 at 7:55 PM
omegle is the best website ever
Ca9ine
April 26th, 2010 at 8:31 PM
No, this is the best site ever – http://www.ca9ine.com
Myrra
April 28th, 2010 at 1:01 AM
I was talking to this girl
and then she askd if i was bi
I said no
then she said that she wanted to put her dick in me..
Confusing much?!
Ca9ine
April 28th, 2010 at 5:58 PM
That was probably me.
Sounds like me, TBH.
Yeah, was probably me…
sou
April 29th, 2010 at 6:59 PM
je suis un gar et je veut cam to cam avec une femme
Ca9ine
April 29th, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Hey! >;(
Does this blog look french to you!?
DO I SPEAK FRENCH!? DO I EVEN LOOK OR ACT FRENCH!?
NEIN!
cody
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:29 PM
Hey anyone want sex??
Natalie.
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:20 PM
No.
Ca9ine
May 4th, 2010 at 6:48 AM
o_O
What the hell?
I’m gonna keep these comments; slightly amusing this,
You guys searching for Omegle.com and sex or what?
THIS ISN’T OMEGLE! IT’S JUST A BLOG POST ABOUT IT!
Haylie
May 4th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
Heyyyyy(: i am soooooo board and need to be intertained
Ca9ine
May 4th, 2010 at 11:21 PM
How does it feel being a board in need of intertainment?
Seriously… even the smiley’s backwards.
yo
May 5th, 2010 at 11:59 PM
Whats good
Ca9ine
May 6th, 2010 at 1:18 PM
Sandwiches, TBH.
Ham and cheese SAMMICH! FTW!
kitty
May 6th, 2010 at 11:36 PM
mah bord
kitty
May 6th, 2010 at 11:43 PM
who has a myspace??
Ca9ine
May 7th, 2010 at 8:15 PM
I don’t. I use this 1337 blog. It’s 1337… 1337!
!##/ = 1337 with SHIFT on a Norwegian keyboard. That’s even 1337er.
MySpace is for little girls and emo’s. And bands…
1337 blogs are for nerds, gamers and R3t@rds; just like me.
Also, I find you all quite entertaining. In a stupid way.
risma gantini
May 8th, 2010 at 5:54 AM
hello all.. lets enjoy be my friend
Ca9ine
May 8th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
For the love of…
ashlee
May 11th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
hi people
Gavin
May 12th, 2010 at 6:13 PM
I love you
RAWR-A-SOUROUS
May 12th, 2010 at 7:48 PM
heeeeeeeeeey this is so gayy idk how the fuck i got this anyway xD
RAWR-A-SOUROUS
May 12th, 2010 at 7:49 PM
im in school school sucks balls DX
yoomaan
May 12th, 2010 at 7:51 PM
heey im in schhoool too bitcch
RAWR-A-SOUROUS
May 12th, 2010 at 7:52 PM
lol wow this is sooooooooo fucing gay where chating on theis yet your beside me XD amazing!!! waist of ime
Tsujigiri
May 13th, 2010 at 11:33 PM
I see that mass education is really working out for you guys….
annie
May 15th, 2010 at 2:45 AM
hi guys
Ca9ine
May 16th, 2010 at 11:55 PM
Hey, annie!
What are you looking for here? Are you making the same mistake in believing this is Omegle.com? It’s not, in fact. This is the place where I show all my friends how silly you all are. We point and we laugh. At you. At all of you; the commenters on my 1337 blog entry here.
Yes, we find you silly.
Silly, I say!
SILLY!
Prabal
May 18th, 2010 at 6:50 PM
hiie
Prabal
May 18th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
is dere any1
`
Fucker
May 18th, 2010 at 6:52 PM
hie
kiki
May 18th, 2010 at 7:39 PM
hi how are you im kiki i want know any girl
Ca9ine
May 18th, 2010 at 8:58 PM
Oh,for fucks sake…
You are a bunch of retards!
Dazzamac
May 18th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
Where’s all the hot girls? Dammit I need a girl to type dirty to me, or at least a paedophile to pretend to be a girl!
Zymon
May 18th, 2010 at 10:27 PM
Hi, ASL?
Ca9ine
May 18th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
You two are only fuelling the fire here. xD
Like I said, I won’t delete these comments, as they are amusing proof that the planet we walk on, is dominated by R3t@rds.
brandin
May 18th, 2010 at 11:51 PM
hey i want sex
Ca9ine
May 19th, 2010 at 8:08 AM
Yeah… o_O
Thanks for sharing.
bFunk
May 19th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
So this is how you get your nights filled, Ca9ine :p
Ca9ine
May 19th, 2010 at 5:52 PM
Yup.
Who needs TV when you have retards like this visiting?
:D
Ca9ine
May 31st, 2010 at 11:07 PM
It looks like this string of R3t@rded comments has come to an end :)
It’s been… well, interesting and highly amusing!
jeremy
June 6th, 2010 at 5:17 AM
i want sex i dont know what to do to get some my cell tex me 763-639-5427 im very serious to i dont play around
Ca9ine
June 6th, 2010 at 9:40 AM
..!
Fuck
June 8th, 2010 at 5:41 PM
I want have sex with girls
Ca9ine
June 9th, 2010 at 11:31 AM
I find you stupid.
Very stupid.
I don’t think there ever was anyone as stupid as you commenting on my blog here, Stupid. That’s your new name: Stupid McStupidson.
Yes, you’re stupid.
Stupid.
mickyzone
June 11th, 2010 at 6:51 AM
asl:male , 20, nigeria
max
June 13th, 2010 at 10:12 PM
@Ca9ine
hahaha man you are great.. its funny to read your responses and posts of R3t@rds :)
ill come every day to visit :)
brik
June 14th, 2010 at 12:04 AM
minkia panico paura
Ca9ine
June 14th, 2010 at 10:23 PM
Yes.
You might want to check out mickyzone three comments up.
I think he’s gay for your man-love-stick-of-pleasure.
raj
June 15th, 2010 at 12:09 PM
call you
than why you not response
it is my contact number
my name is randhir
your name is amy
you read in college a college
i talk with you at eveining my gmail id is
hhh fghdfh
June 17th, 2010 at 8:37 PM
ha love this site who knows how to instal adobe
idrissou
June 17th, 2010 at 10:43 PM
think u
mandeep
June 18th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
9729412111
tyler
June 19th, 2010 at 1:49 AM
i love prostitutes
tyler
June 19th, 2010 at 1:51 AM
jk… i am drake in real life so if anyone wants to go out with me GREAT
tyler
June 19th, 2010 at 1:52 AM
hi 9729412111
Ca9ine
June 19th, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Stupidity knows no bounds.
Stupidity exists, and is very much alive and well.
Stupidity of men, is proven right here…
http://www.ca9ine.com
akendra
June 20th, 2010 at 12:37 PM
is there any one
Ca9ine
June 20th, 2010 at 5:32 PM
Yes!
arzoo biswas
June 21st, 2010 at 7:05 PM
hi i am live in india , westbengal , i love to friendship .
Prem
June 21st, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Hi chat with me
Prem
June 21st, 2010 at 9:01 PM
I always respect love and cupale’s so only love and lover chat me
Ca9ine
June 21st, 2010 at 10:10 PM
o_O
Yes…
celeste! :D
June 23rd, 2010 at 5:36 AM
shit well i almost put my name as so.. my nipples are pointy. :E lol FAILURE hahahaha :3
Melissa
June 23rd, 2010 at 10:39 AM
Heyyyy :)
Melissa
June 23rd, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Uhhh
helloooo
applesauce Is good
Melissa
June 23rd, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Uhhh
helloooo
applesauce Is good
Ca9ine
June 23rd, 2010 at 11:13 PM
o_O
Careful with those things. Pointy nipples can be quite hazardous to the common eyeball well-being. I’d shave them down to half size if I were you.
SHAVE THE NIPPLES!
SHAVE!
NIPPLES!
Also, you are at current the #1 most R3t@rded commenter on Ca9ine.com. Only this time, I mean it in a positive way; It’s as I wrote it myself.
SHAEV TEH NURPLEZ!
PLZKTHXBYE!
Dazzamac
June 25th, 2010 at 12:13 AM
I don’t like applesauce. Cocksauce is much nicer :D Wanna try mine Melissa ?
Ca9ine
June 25th, 2010 at 6:16 PM
Cocksauce…
COCKSAUCE!
COCK!
SAUCE!
Yes.
Chaker
June 25th, 2010 at 11:26 PM
hi
Ca9ine
June 25th, 2010 at 11:47 PM
Hi, there!
meee
June 27th, 2010 at 1:45 AM
hello
.?.
June 27th, 2010 at 8:53 PM
OBVIOUSLY NONE OF U PASSED GRAMMER SCHOOL.
Ca9ine
June 27th, 2010 at 9:23 PM
What a great way to criticize others misspellings;
a complete sentence of your very own misspellings.
Very good! I applaud you!
Sarah
June 28th, 2010 at 4:51 AM
Lmfao! This is great. Who the fuck tries to chat on a blog? Ha!xD You: o.o
Stranger: hello
You: o.o
Stranger: how’s the random strange life?
Stranger: O.O
You: Amaazzing(:
Stranger: gotta love an amazing random stranger
You: ^.^
Stranger: lol
You: Chick or Dude?(:
Stranger: so where you from amazing random stranger?
Stranger: I’m a guy
You: Imma chick:o
You: :D:D
Stranger: actually, a Bro
You: Bro?o.o
Stranger: we had a nice debate on bro statuses last night at a party
Stranger: a Bro is a guy who looks out for his other Bros
You: Ahh..
Stranger: and never, upon pain of death, breaks the Bro Code
You: Okie dokie then.^.^
Ca9ine
June 28th, 2010 at 10:12 AM
o_O
Yes…
Well, I’m actually a little impressed, as you DON’T think this is Omegle.com; most morons coming in here do.
tori
June 28th, 2010 at 7:46 PM
hi
cody
July 13th, 2010 at 8:57 AM
wow i have been laughing to tears at these comment here. My favorites were #18  i swear i could not breath i was laughing so hard. Do people actually thing that this is some kind of chat site? I was looking for the chat site that all these people thought they zero on but if people read just a little bit further they can clearly Ped that this is a blog. lol. thanks for the laugh. keep up the good work
Ca9ine
July 13th, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Glad you like it.
I thought the comments had died now, but I’m yet again noticing a rise in this entry, so I suspect you can probably come back for more strangeness soon.
Unless, people are smart enough to notice I changed the title of this entry from just Omegle.com to Omegle.com – The R3t@rd’s Playground.
Many aren’t though… :D
I LOVE JEWS
July 16th, 2010 at 3:07 PM
jew say what