The Three Words I Now Hate

There are three words I hear several times a day these day. I hear them so god damn often that I’ve started to fucking hate them so much I want to tear the lips off the people that dare utter them in my general direction. I wonder if they are able to say them with their lips on the floor!

It’s the Norwegian words I can’t stand.

• Ull (Wool)
• Sunt (Healthy)
• Fullkorn (Whole wheat)

Those words. Those motherfucking words. I hear them on the television, on the radio, in the kindergarten, from my wife, even in the fucking news papers; both internet editions and paper editions. All the arsing time!

ALLRIGHT ALREADY! I FUCKING GET IT! STOP SAYING THEM!
 

Wool is warm.
Yes, I know this. It’s been used since we started picking sheep from trees! It’s warm! Even when wet!

It’s healthy and good for you. (Mainly concerning vegetables and shit)
No? Really? You lie!

Whole wheat.
… Oh, for the love of..!