I have to fix my car now, to make it street legal and in good standing with the EU regulations; which Norway isn’t even a member of! The car is a ’99 Volkswagen Passat 1.8T 3B Variant.
It’s gonna set me back 10.500,00 NOK. Money I don’t have.
There’s a new turbo on the car, sports filter, chip-tuned to 200 BHP, 18″ Audi A8 rims and lowered 40mm front and back. All legal and approved. But now it’s all the parts carrying the car that needs changing, that and the rear brake discs. It’s all worn out. Even the windscreen needs to be sanded.
How the hell am I going to come up with that kind of money?
Fuck me, I hate being a grown up.
4 Responses to The Expenses Never Stop
Dazzamac
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:02 PM
You just answered your own question in that last line. Whore yourself out to 50 fat chicks at £30 a go.
Ca9ine
February 22nd, 2010 at 11:19 PM
That’s why I call you Dazzatwat.
And why fat chicks? Can’t it be normal chicks? Why not men?
NIDCLXVI
February 23rd, 2010 at 12:53 AM
I think you would get good money, who would not want to repay a history worth of RAPE and fuck a viking! :-)
Dazzamac
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:04 PM
Fat chicks need lovin too! They just gotta pay more.