The Budgie

Contemplating walking up to a random male stranger, and tell him I find he’s hung like a budgie’s tongue, and that he really should get that looked at.

A few scenarios play through my mind;

• I get an empty stare from this random stranger, and he doesn’t know what the fuck to reply.
• He starts laughing
• He gets offended and yells at me, which I will then find amusing as I in fact have never seen this man’s penis. I think..?
• I get punched in the mouth.

What do you all think? Should I go trough with this? What scenario do you see happen?

For my Norwegian readers:
Budgie = Undulat, altså fuglen.