Yup, the picture to the right is of  my wife and I. I’m obviously the person wearing a classy type of garmin to warm the hair on my head, and to make sure my thoughts doesn’t fall out. And as you also might notice, I have a goatee.

If you look closely, you might be able to count my nosehairs too.

  
Also,  my wife is way better looking than you.
It’s just the truth. And no, I’m not sorry for pointing that out.

Bio

I’m the one people call Ca9ine. Pronounced Canine – ca·nine [key-nahyn] or [kā'nīn], go on, try it, you know you want to. There is also a real name attached to me, which I’ll share if you would be so kind to refrain from making girly jokes about me, as I am in fact a man (boy?). Well, here goes… my real name is… wait for it… *agonizing silence*… Kim! Ta-daa! Those of you clever enough to check out my social networking profiles, if you even care, will probably find out my last name too with ease. If you do find out, I’ll bet against  you pronouncing it correctly.

Norway is the country i hail from, and that makes me in fact; Norwegian! It’s on the map up north somewhere. Look it up as I can’t be arsed to post a map here. And no, Norway is not the capitol of Sweden!

Like my witty (or at least I think it’s witty) little punchline on top of the page says, I am a gamer, a blogger, and sometimes a complete retard. I am random and I like to yell obscene and nonsense words when I feel like it. So, if you are easily offended and/or find me and my outbursts the complete opposite of amusing, stop reading and gently, calmly and without too much hysteria, fuck off…

Common questions and answers

Q: Why do you blog?
A: Because I fucking want to. Good enough for you?

Q: Why are you so obscene, and what’s with the swearing?
A: Fuck off, you pool of man-wank!

Q: How can I achieve your level of awesomeness?
A: You can’t, TBH.

Q: Is your name really Kim?
A: Yes!

Q: Are you sure you’re male?
A: No…

Q: Why is your English better than most English native speakers?
A: Yes, I are.

Q: Can I have some money?
A: If I had some… I wouldn’t give you any.