Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

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TOOTH ACHE!

25, Aug 2010

Tooth ache. Tooth ache! Tooth ache!! TOOTH!! ACHE!! I’m heading to the dentist on Friday, that’s for damn sure! I’m also going to demand they give me 20 shots and just pull the fucker the fuck out! I’ve had a tooth that got split for some time now, and I’ve not given it any thought. [...]

A Street Fighter Rant

28, Jul 2010

I love the Street Fighter series, I love every aspect of it. Except the following the gimmick and lamer players. I don’t know if these are words used in the SF scene, frankly I don’t give a shit. I’ll anyway explain what I mean by gimmick and lamer.   Gimmick Gimmick players are the ones you [...]

Activision: The Demon Publisher

1, Jun 2010

I just read a brilliant article on Activision (abbr. ATVI) and their new way of doing business, majorly screwing over the little guy, indie developers, major studios and gamers across the globe. I urge you to read it, and read it well. The following article is deep and it shows that a lot of research [...]

Spec-Ops Unite!

30, Mar 2010

So much shit going on now. The latest in the events of shit, is the underground bombing in Russia. I’m getting so sick of hearing about all this, that I’ve come to the conclusion that the highly unlikely collaboration of certain countries’ special forces should simply just unite to strike fear into the hearts of these cowards, and [...]

The Expenses Never Stop

22, Feb 2010

I have to fix my car now, to make it street legal and in good standing with the EU regulations; which Norway isn’t even a member of! The car is a ’99 Volkswagen Passat 1.8T 3B Variant. It’s gonna set me back 10.500,00 NOK. Money I don’t have. There’s a new turbo on the car, [...]

The Three Words I Now Hate

18, Feb 2010

There are three words I hear several times a day these day. I hear them so god damn often that I’ve started to fucking hate them so much I want to tear the lips off the people that dare utter them in my general direction. I wonder if they are able to say them with their [...]

What’s The Difference?

21, Jan 2010

Major games developers has a thing or two to learn from other developers. Some of them seem to have forgotten how they got so big and successfull, forgotten their origins, where others embrace and include theirs. For those of you somewhat interested in the gaming industry, you probably already know who I’m talking about. Well, I’ll [...]

Am I This R3t@rded?

7, Dec 2009

Most of the people who know me, also know that I’m currently unemployed. Or, “in between jobs” if we’re gonna pretty up the sentence. So, I thought I’d write a little entry about my current and forced upon situation. I recently got a letter from a Norwegian office called NAV, which is basically the same as many other [...]

Steam Banning CoD:MW2 Keys

20, Nov 2009

Great news, huh? Steam has decided to ban all online keystore purchased Steam activation keys for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. This, in my very honest opinion, has Activision written all over it. The money hungry games publisher giant once again shows the gaming community that they don’t give a flying fuck about anything else [...]

Activision’s Bobby Kotick

21, Oct 2009

o_O Yeah, I know, I use that expression a lot. But it’s never been so fitting to anything than the following Geeks.co.uk article about Activision CEO Bobby “AnalRapeMeNoWithLubeKthx” Kotick. http://www.geeks.co.uk/7282-activision%e2%80%99s-bobby-kotick-hates-developers-innovation-cheap-games-you What the hell?! I say again; -”WHAT THE HELL?!” I won’t make a long entry, as the article speaks for itself, but I will say this; I’m [...]

Infinity Ward Neglecting PC Gamers?

17, Oct 2009

Infinity Ward has done what I never thought they would… Fucking the PC gamers over! 2009′s most anticipated game, Modern Warfare 2 seems to be ruined for the PC. I don’t mean the delay rumour, which has been confirmed untrue, but the fact that PC gamers will no longer be able to connect to dedicated [...]

Clan Life and Gamer Friendships

30, Sep 2009

So many people still think of gaming as a childish treat, and as a past time only the so called geeks spend hours on. Today, this is a false and wrong assumption. Today, we find gamers of all ages and social status, on all platforms available for exactly this which is now commonly known as [...]

Sick Of Waiting!

15, Sep 2009

For fucks sake! I’m so motherfucking sick of waiting for the god damn post to arrive! How fucking long does it take to forward a stinking package from one place to another? And what the fuck is taking so motherfucking long at the the asshole customs? Why the hell do they need to get their [...]

The Last French Car We Ever Buy

31, Aug 2009

Great..! GREAT! JUST FUCKING EXCELLENT! The Mrs. car broke down completely yesterday… perfect! We had some trouble with it overheating on the way to my brother’s birthday dinner, so I refilled the water. Nope, it was still overheating, so I checked the water again only to find that steam was leaking from from the radiator. We [...]

Ignorant, Stupid And Full Of Shit

23, Aug 2009

The new Wolfenstein is out. I hear mixed opinions regarding the game. Most are negative. It has launched some serious idiocy amongst gamers and Wolfenstein fans. This thread or “article” or whatever the hell they call it proves how absolutely moronic certain gamers are! Christ allmighty… their mums must be so proud. Yeah, the multiplayer aspect is shameful. [...]

MEH! I Lost My Entry!

25, Jul 2009

Fuck! I managed to be a moron and delete my Thrustmaster T-Mini slaughter entry! Accidentally of course! Well, it went a little something like; “OMG, WTF Thrustmaster T-Mini iz t3h ANAL!” So, in other words, don’t get the Thrustmaster T-Mini! It blows and sucks harder then you can ever imagine! Your thumbs get raped on [...]


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