I haven’t been excited about any 2D platformer release since Super Mario Bros. 3 came out just in time for christmas so many, many years ago for my beloved NES. But now, I’m starting to feel that same sensation again, a tingling sensation in my toes and some blood rushing to places where it only should be in closed, private moments.
I’m…
Contemplating walking up to a random male stranger, and tell him I find he’s hung like a budgie’s tongue, and that he really should get that looked at.
A few scenarios play through my mind;
I get an empty stare from this random stranger, and he doesn’t know what the fuck to reply.
He starts laughing
He gets offended and yells at me,…
I have to fix my car now, to make it street legal and in good standing with the EU regulations; which Norway isn’t even a member of! The car is a ’99 Volkswagen Passat 1.8T 3B Variant.
It’s gonna set me back 10.500,00 NOK. Money I don’t have.
There’s a new turbo on the car, sports filter, chip-tuned to 200 BHP, 18″…